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From Fezzik to Buttercup: A Health Journey


FEZZIK FILES

July 14, 2018: Making This Work for my Lifestyle
July 13, 2018: First Day Success!
July 11, 2018: Another Health Journey? Inconceivable!

FEZZIK FAQ

Q: Why are you picking on poor Fezzik? Isn't that classified as giant-shaming?

A: Fezzik is a 7' 4", 520 lb. Turkish wrestler who kills people with his bare hands. I am a 5' 6" overweight American housewife who would like to be able to sit in a chair with arms. There really shouldn't be as much of a connection between the two of us such as currently exists.


Q: Have you always felt like an over-stuffed sausage with abnormal hair growth?

A: No. There was a time when I better resembled a cheap hot dog from Walmart. While I'm not too hot on readopting the cheap Walmart persona I embodied in those days, I wouldn't mind being able to walk through Walmart without wishing for a self-resuscitation machine at the self-checkout kiosk.

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